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Get this. Science has wasted yet another resource by actually making it possible to re-virginize yourself! Yes, that's right! A middle aged woman can go get "hymenoplasty" - an expensive and often painful type of surgery that "reattaches" the hymen after it's been stretched open, in order to make it appear that the woman has never had vaginal intercourse.
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! How friggin stupid is this? I ask you, WHY would anyone want this procedure done? I don't get it. The cost for this surgery STARTS at $ 4,000.00. STARTS at $ 4,000.00. Many women say they do it "for their husbands". COME ON! I mean, seriously, if he's been having sex with the same woman for 20 - 25 years, tightening up the crotch a little can only add so much excitement. It's still the same woman. Just a little tighter. And, by the way, if she wants to give him something a little tighter to enjoy, all she has to do is BEND OVER! Problem solved AND you save yourself quite a bit of money and pain.
PLEASE! Use the science to solve Cancer, or Aids, or help figure out why so many babies are born with life threatening diseases! Use the science to cure M.S. or Parkinsons. STOP using it for stupid stuff like tightening up crotches!!!!
