Friday, August 31, 2007

Michael Vick sorry to be caught

Michael Vick is NOT GUILTY of illegal dog fighting. He didn’t do a thing wrong!! Leave Michael Vick alone.
Oh wait. Hold on a minute. Yes he is GUILTY. For a moment I forgot his sudden revelation of wrongdoing.

A few days ago he stood in front of the cameras, looking sincerely sorry. He gave a great speech acknowledging his misjudgments. Acknowledging his mistakes. His GUILT. He even made it a point to apologize to the kids that look up to him.

Someone wrote him a great speech.

Hey, I’m not trying to be cynical here. It’s just my belief that people don’t become that remorseful that quickly. I believe that Michael Vick is sorry to be caught. He’s sorry he had to reveal the truth. He’s sorry ONLY because he was backed into a corner and unable to deny the charges any longer.

As I’ve written many, many times before. Celebrities get away with murder! Sometimes literally. They should lock him up in a room with a 7’ tall, 450 lb dog lover. And then turn a blind eye to whatever goes on; just as he did.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Guess we're not as nice as we thought

I found this interesting. A recent poll on Road Runner asked the question: Are you genuinely a nice person?

51% of people that answered the poll said that they considered themselves to be nicer than most people.


Which must mean that we are either fooling ourselves, or I’m wrong in thinking most people are jerks.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Hesitantly, I touch myself

I’ll admit it. I rarely do self breast exams. However, in light of Good Morning America’s co-host, Robin Roberts, having been diagnosed with Breast Cancer, I recently caved in and did it.

I adore Robin Roberts. She’s just the kind of person you can imagine being friends with. Watching her report the news is like sitting down with someone you know. So when I heard about her recent cancer scare, I felt vulnerable and decided to feel myself up.

For the men reading this, let me tell ya; us girls don’t enjoy doing the exam. It’s not like you’re probably imagining. We don’t light candles, saunter out in our silk robes after a nice hot bubble bath, and lay nude on the bed, linger in certain spots, moaning as we check for lumps. SO DUMP THAT FANTASY! This is reality baby!

Here’s how it plays out for me. First off, I have BIG boobs. I can’t just decide to examine myself on a whim. I have to block some time off for myself. It’s a major undertaking.

Second off……..I have no idea what I’m really feeling for. I just kind of blindly poke around, a confused look on my face as I ask myself over and over, “Was that there before?” Then I move to the other side to see if I have the same thing there.

The more a woman examines her breasts, the more confused she becomes. You see, after feeling a certain place for awhile, that place becomes sore. Then the soreness concerns you. Also, the area begins to feel bigger. Then you do the only thing you know to do. You call in for a second opinion from your significant other. Of course, he will think you really just want sex, and will begin to focus all attention on your nipples.

In all seriousness, self examination really does help. A close friend of mine discovered Breast Cancer herself by doing an exam. So if at any time you feel something unusual, something that feels as hard as a knuckle, then go to your doctor and INSIST on a mammogram or an ultrasound. It could make all the difference.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Pedophiles free to roam the internet

I am sickened by the video I have posted below. It literally has me shaking! This sorry excuse for a human being, Jack McClellan, explains his life as a pedophile. Up until recently he operated a website where he shared photos that he takes of little girls. Little innocent girls. He reflects on a Wiggle's concert he attended, where he snapped several photos of children and then posted them for other pedophiles to enjoy.

But, hey, we can't do ANYTHING to the guy because he hasn't really broken any laws. So I guess it's okay. I guess if someone were to prosecute him for speaking his mind, we'd be infringing on his rights. Grrrrrrrrrrr......................what about the rights of these little girls? What about their rights to NOT be posted on the internet by some sick, disgusting LOSER for other SICK FUCKS to get sexually aroused by? Don't the children count?

And sadly, it's not just this guy. There are some sights out there that aren't quite so obvious.

Sugar and Spice ( advertises itself as "A SIGHT FOR GIRLS!" It has a very welcoming, comfortable look to it, but hidden inside the site are some very disturbing messages.

Now, watch the video and tell me you don't find this sickening.