Saturday, November 24, 2007

That's some good shit.

Kids will do ANYTHING for a buzz. I remember when I first heard of 'huffing'. I thought the idea of breathing in spray paint fumes to get high was the stupidest thing someone could do.

I stand corrected.

If you haven't already heard of Jenkem, let me introduce you. These crazy kids have reached a new low. And boy do I mean LOW! Jenkem is a mixture of human feces & urine that is fermented in a jar. Once it's nice and ripe, a balloon is attached to the top of the jar where the gas seeps into & it is then inhaled. THEY INHALE THE SHIT FUMES!!! It is said to give the user a euphoric response similar to ingesting cocaine but with hallucinogenic effects.

Now, I know some of you out there will say, "But Jenny. That's just an urban myth; something made up to scare people." And my answer to you will be this. Even if it BEGAN as an urban myth, somewhere out there someone has done it. Just to see if it works.

So be aware. If your kids start having an unusual interest in pooping, and you don't hear the toilet flush. It's Jenkem.

6 comments:

Taylor_Blue said...

That is really shitty...LOL...seriously...gross!

fancynancy said...

OMG I have never heard of this, and I agree, if we are hearing about it now,it has happened at some point. Now what is to be said about the first kids that came up with this, how bored can one person possible be to go around collect feces their own, or someone elses mix it up with a little fresh urine and then sniff the fumes, I can not stand to go into a port-a-potty, the fumes there don't get me high, but they sure can make me sick. How low is the human species willing to go?? Unbelievable !!!!!

LadyJava said...

Hi Jenny..

My first response... yewwwwww shit!!. then I read your article to my hubbs and he confirms it.. in fact he said.. it was not limited to human shit.. some group of this euphoric junkies carry with them a big blanket of some sorts and will wait for a cow (easy to see in some places here) to ease themselves in the wee hours of the morning. They then would wait for the cow to move away and cover themselves and the poop and inhale the fumes... yewwwww!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, I have walked into a few bathrooms that almost knocked me out!! I found out not long ago that a relation was spending his time, with his teenaged cohorts, draining refrigeratos of freon to sniff.

Owen said...

I'm sure your*ahem* friend tried this, you sure it wasn't you, it kinda sounded like it was you but you were too embarrassed to say so.

val said...

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
In my day it was hyperventilating. How things change......yuck