I remember when I was a little girl, I couldn't WAIT for the Christmas specials to be broadcast. Back in the 70's you only got ONE CHANCE each year to see them. When they would come on, Mom would whip up some Jiffy Pop Popcorn on the stove, (there were no microwaves) and I'd cozy up in a blanket with much anticipation, and sit with my eyes transfixed on the television, without moving, the entire time the show was on.
Monday, December 22, 2008
The best Christmas specials of all time
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 4:05 PM 2 comments
Thursday, December 11, 2008
December Freebies
Freebies have been slim pickins' here lately. Maybe all the big companies can't afford to give them out like they used to? Who knows. But, here are a few that I was able to find. Hope you can use them!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 11:04 AM 1 comments
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Stampede death on Black Friday
Good deals and an opportunity to save a bundle the day after Thanksgiving, has left one man dead. This story is just so sad to me. A temporary employee of Walmart was pushed to the ground, while a crowd of 2,000+ people rushed to get into the store. Thirty four year old Jdimytai Damour was employed by Walmart as Seasonal Help, which most likely means he was just trying to earn a little extra money during the holidays. And now he is dead.
How can this happen? Are people so caught up in the materialism of the holiday that they forget how to treat other human beings? This poor man was shoved to the ground, and then walked on by everyone that came in contact with him. Not one person stopped to try to help him. Perhaps they too were afraid of being stomped on if they didn't continue walking?
Jdimytai Damour may have been the only death at the scene, but at least three other shoppers also suffered minor injuries. One 28 year old woman, who is eight months pregnant, was also injured, but said to be doing alright.
I can't imagine the horror of being caught under a stampede of people. Here is a video of last year's Black Friday stampede at a different Walmart. WHY are these people allowed to run and shove like this?
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 2:42 PM 2 comments
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Play Simon Says with Santa!
My kids and I love this website. We play on it every year. How it works is you type in something you'd like to see Santa do and then watch him respond. Try typing in things like: eat, kill elf, dance, burp, tackle tree, drink beer.
Use your imagination and try to stump him. It's fun! The site is called: Simon Sez Santa.
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 1:46 PM 3 comments
Thursday, November 13, 2008
I sold out.
Okay.......I've been away for awhile, and in all honesty it is because of money. Blogging is fun, but there's no moula involved. It's just something to pass the time. However, I found a website that actually pays you to write articles, so I've been spending LOTS of time there. Basically, I sold out.
But I am sharing the wealth by telling you about it! See? Some good did come out of it. (wink-wink) If you like to put your thoughts onto paper, and possibly make a little money in the process, check out this site. Associated Content.
Not to toot my own horn (OKAY, I'm tooting it!) but I was named one of three top new producers for the month of October! YEAH ME! Why not check out some of the things I've written? You never know, you could be inspired to write something yourself. Membership is free, and you meet lots of other people that share the same passion for writing.
Sexy Christmas Gift Ideas to Share with Your Lover
Get Your Child to Enjoy Their Homework with Spelling City!
I Tied Up My Kids!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 3:22 PM 2 comments
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Thank God the election's almost here!
Yeah! It's almost over......all those negative ads.........all the lies........all the.........POLITICS! I'll be so glad when my phone stops ringing with political messages. So relieved when my mailbox isn't full of political newsletters.
But until then.....let's have a laugh or two at the hopeful candidate's expense!
Here is the very popular McCain/Obama dance off. GREAT!
And you MUST visit this website. It's just fun! The more stuff you click, the more things happen. Don't just open the door once. Do it lots of times and see what different things appear. Save the red phone for last. It's a blast! PalinAsPresident.
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 11:00 AM 2 comments
Monday, October 27, 2008
Dunkin' Donuts Coffee ROCKS!
If you've never tried brewing Dunkin' Donuts coffee at home, let me tell you....it's delicious. It's has such a more refined taste than other coffee I buy. Try it for yourself...FREE!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 7:24 PM 3 comments
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Fall festivals abound.
It's the time of year for Fall Festivals! They are going on all over the country, and I couldn't be happier about it! Don't you just LOVE this time of year?
Here are a few very simple ideas and recipes to help you out if you're in a pinch for something to take along. It's so much cheaper to make something yourself, and what better way to make friends than bringing something AWESOME to a get together?
5 Ingredients + 1 Pan = 1 Deliciously Simple Dessert
A Delicious Pumpkin Roll Recipe
Make a Fun Halloween Goodie Basket for Your Child's Classroom
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 3:56 PM 0 comments
Sunday, October 19, 2008
October Freebies
Zarbee's Honey Flavored Cough Medicine (for children) Never heard of this one, but I'll try it for free.
Folgers coffee! In case you can't tell, I LOVE coffee. ;-)
Airborne Original Zesty Orange
You've heard the controversy over whether this product actually works, now try it for yourself and see what you think.
Dove Cream Oil
This lotion contains oil and is a great Intensive Body lotion for extra dry skin.
Greenie's Dog Treats
These are great for cleaning teeth & freshening doggie breath.
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 10:44 AM 0 comments
Friday, October 10, 2008
Laughter is the best medicine.
No matter what political party you support, I think everyone is pretty unanimous in feeling FURIOUS with the current administration. I was reading somewhere that George W. Bush is thought to be the worst President in U.S. history. Maybe they're right, I don't really know. But one thing I'm certain of is that he is probably one of the least well spoken. He's always flubbing his words, saying things that no one really gets, and making things REAL EASY for nighttime talk show hosts.
I came across this video and thought I'd share it simply because we could all use the laugh. And why not laugh at HIS expense?
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 3:39 PM 1 comments
Friday, October 3, 2008
Freebies of the week
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Sunday, September 28, 2008
Breast milk ice cream?
This is just disgusting! PETA wants Ben & Jerry's to stop getting their milk from cows and begin using human breast milk in their ice cream.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) says doing this would reduce the suffering of cows and give ice cream lovers a healthier product. (Reduce the suffering of cows???? Do they suffer when they’re milked???)
Does PETA think women are just going to hand over their breast milk for free? Just imagine an entire warehouse of women hooked up to breast pumps, sitting there for hours at a time. If that’s not cruel and (very) unusual punishment, I don’t know what is. And not only is that image disturbing, but would also prove to be pretty costly. Think about it PETA.
THANKFULLY the idea was not well received by Ben & Jerry's officials. "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child," spokesman Sean Greenwood.
I SECOND THAT NOTION! I would hate to have to give up my ice cream, but the second they mix it with human breast milk…..I am going cold turkey! NO WAY in the world am I consuming something that came out of another woman’s breast!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 10:24 AM 4 comments
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Let's bail out all American Citizens!
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I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It" Dividend.
To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
So divide 200 million adults into $85 billion. That equals $425,000.00.
My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a "We Deserve It" Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free, so let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500..00 in taxes.
Of course, that sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means $ 297,500.00 for every adults! A husband and wife has $595,000.00!
What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
- Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
- Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
- Put away money for college - it'll be there for the future
- Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
- Buy a new car - create jobs
- Invest in the market - capital drives growth
- Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
- Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else
If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it!!! If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 3:39 PM 0 comments
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Freebie time!
If you've never tried Gorilla Glue, here's your chance to try it FREE. I think this stuff is better than superglue!
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Head over to Kashi and steal a cookie from their cookie jar!
http://www.kashi.com/stealacookie?gclid=CMDP65q_7ZUCFQZinAodJnhEfgPosted by Jenny Wagner at 2:18 PM 0 comments
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Anybody want to buy a virgin?
Having a hard time deciding what to give that special guy in your life? How about a virgin? They've got them up for bid at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada.
Actually, it's just one virgin. But she is up for bid! Meet 21 year old Natalie Dylan (not her real name). She's looks so shy, doesn't she? I remember I used to pose like this all the time when I was a virgin........NOT!
She has decided to put her virginity up for bid to the highest bidder. Yep, she is giving it up to someone she doesn't even know, just as long as they've got the money and meet her own specific requirements, which were not disclosed.
Ironically enough, Natalie Dylan will use the money to get her Master's Degree in Psychology so she can practice Family Psychology. At least the money will go to something worthwhile, right?
My question is, how do we know she's really a virgin? If I can peel the cobwebs in my memory back, and reach deep into my past, I think I can still remember being a virgin. And I'm going waaaaaayyyyy back here people, but if I remember correctly, I was pretty nervous giving it up to someone I knew and trusted. I can't imagine trusting someone I didn't even know to not hurt me during the process. Not to mention the emotion end of it.
If you'd like to find out more, just go to: http://www.bunnyranch.com/
After you do, come back and tell me if you're placing your bid!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 3:18 PM 2 comments
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Death By Smoking Ban
It's a sad fact. While banning smoking from public places does promote a healthier environment, it has also put many people in danger. Not just in American, but worldwide. You could call it "Death By Smoking Ban."
Smokers have really been portrayed as "the bad guys". And sadly, there are a select few out there that are just reinforcing that image by becoming violent.
In 2007, former British heavyweight boxing champion James Oyebola was shot in the neck in a London club after he asked a group of men to stop smoking. Smokers killed a man because they were asked to quit smoking.
In 2003 a New York bouncer was stabbed to death while trying to enforce the city wide ban at the club he worked in. Stabbed by smokers while trying to do his job.
And if you "google" this subject yourself, you'll find other examples of the violence I'm talking about. Of course, not all smokers are bad people. My husband is a smoker for goodness sake! What people seem to forget is that it is an addiction. The smokers out there are desperately addicted to the very thing that's slowly killing them. And some will even kill for the right to do it.
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 7:03 PM 3 comments
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Insane cakes
Sometimes people with imagination and creativity get a little dangerous! Check out these cakes I found online. What kind of twisted mind came up with this stuff? I mean seriously, on what occasion is a "Kitty Litter Box" cake needed?
And I saved the best for last. COULD YOU EAT A PIECE OF THIS THING???? I don't think so!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 3:24 PM 3 comments
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
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Posted by Jenny Wagner at 4:47 PM 0 comments
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Become a virgin again!
Get this. Science has wasted yet another resource by actually making it possible to re-virginize yourself! Yes, that's right! A middle aged woman can go get "hymenoplasty" - an expensive and often painful type of surgery that "reattaches" the hymen after it's been stretched open, in order to make it appear that the woman has never had vaginal intercourse.
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! How friggin stupid is this? I ask you, WHY would anyone want this procedure done? I don't get it. The cost for this surgery STARTS at $ 4,000.00. STARTS at $ 4,000.00. Many women say they do it "for their husbands". COME ON! I mean, seriously, if he's been having sex with the same woman for 20 - 25 years, tightening up the crotch a little can only add so much excitement. It's still the same woman. Just a little tighter. And, by the way, if she wants to give him something a little tighter to enjoy, all she has to do is BEND OVER! Problem solved AND you save yourself quite a bit of money and pain.
PLEASE! Use the science to solve Cancer, or Aids, or help figure out why so many babies are born with life threatening diseases! Use the science to cure M.S. or Parkinsons. STOP using it for stupid stuff like tightening up crotches!!!!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 11:48 AM 3 comments
Monday, July 21, 2008
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Sample Tide Total Care Laundry Detergent FREE
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 6:44 PM 2 comments
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
In the end, the punishment is DEATH.
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 6:51 PM 3 comments
Friday, July 11, 2008
MORE FREE STUFF!
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Try this FREE: Dove Pro-Age Beauty Lotion
Try Scott Xtreme Rags FREE!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 6:18 PM 0 comments
Sunday, July 6, 2008
The Baby Bounce video
This video I'm about to post breaks my heart and infuriates me, all at the same time. Have you heard about the sixteen year old boy who posted a video on youtube that shows him "making a baby fly"? It's heartwrenching to watch. He places an eight month old baby, who was in his care, on an inflatable pillow and then pushes weight down on the pillow that catapults the child a few feet away. He does this several times, and right next to a brick fireplace!!
I am happy to say that one of his teachers saw the video and reported him! Now he has been arrested and charged with Cruelty To A Child in both the 1st and 3rd degree. He is being held in a detention center. Luckily (and amazingly) the child wasn't injured.
What do you think the appropriate punishment would be for the teen? Watch the video and let us know.
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 3:12 PM 2 comments
Thursday, July 3, 2008
I LOVE FREE STUFF!
Yep, that's right! More free stuff! As always, there are no surveys to fill out or anything you have to send in. Just fill out the contact information and they'll send it in the mail. Hope you take advantage.
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FREE SAMPLE of Huggies Supreme Diapers
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Posted by Jenny Wagner at 4:36 PM 2 comments
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Dust Bunnies Attack!
So when my computer started hissing at me last week, I didn’t know what it meant. But I knew it wasn’t good. I hoped it would just go away if I ignored it. Instead, it grew louder and the thing began shaking and vibrating. It scared me.
After googling “computer hissing”, I realized the problem was problaby dust in my fans inside the computer. “No problem,” I thought. I pulled out my Hoover vacuum and sucked out the dirt I could see through the air vents on the outside of the computer. There was a lot of it, but I managed to get it all. I thought my problem was solved. I was wrong.
I armed myself with my husband’s smallest screwdrivers, a flashlight, the Hoover vacuum, and paper towels. I was surprised how easily I was able to get the cover off the computer, the screws came right out and I placed them safely in a container so I wouldn’t lose any.
It took me close to twenty minutes to gather all the dust from the bottom, the sides, off the wires, away from the fans, and vacuumed out of the smallest crevices. But I did it! And I did it without the help of anyone. I was proud of myself.
But then I found that putting the computer back together proved to be a little more complicated. I couldn’t get the sides pushed in enough to the base, and when I did, I couldn’t get the screws all the way in. And I had leftover screws. I couldn’t understand how I had screws leftover! I taken such precautions to keep them safe, and now I didn’t know what to do with them.
After playing around awhile, I still had one screw leftover but felt I had it on snug enough to work. I replugged in all the wires to the correct holes (most were color coordinated for my convenience) and pushed the tower back into position. And then (I kid you not) the side of the computer fell off and landed on the floor!!! Guess that one little screw mattered after all. SIGH.
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 3:43 PM 20 comments
Sunday, June 22, 2008
I LOVE FREE STUFF!
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 2:23 PM 2 comments
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
ATTACK OF THE G-STRING!
I wish that I had the litigious personality that some people seem to have. They will sue over ANYTHING, no matter what personal embarrasment it may cause them, just as long as there is a chance they'll rake in some moula.
I mean, if I was injured by the g-string I was putting on, I would NEVER think "LAWSUIT!" I'd just quietly put away the garment, tend to my injury, and slink quietly away feeling stupid for having been injured while putting on a thong! But not everyone is like me. Macrida Patterson is definately not like me. Macrida is a 52 year old woman (YES, 52!!!!) and she is alleging that while attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries. She alleges that she was hurt last May by a "design problem" that caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike her in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. She missed a few days of work, and the injury will be "affecting her the rest of her life."
What is a 52 year old woman doing trying to wear a g-string anyway? I say, "LESSON LEARNED GRANNY! Step away from the thongs, and decorative panties, and you wont be hurt!"
Posted by Jenny Wagner at 6:23 PM 1 comments